Plumbing

No Plumber Here?

“Go!” shouted the man who had just jumped into the passenger seat of Redman’s vehicle.  Redman slammed his foot on the accelerator and began to turn the car, avoiding the fancy fountain and its statue as he drove around it like a roundabout. In the rear-view mirror, he couldn’t see any obvious sign of danger, …

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Sewer Rat Adventures

It was Tuesday during rush hour, and the sewers of Melbourne were alight with little feet and swishing tails. Remy had been scurrying all day, travelling non-stop to deliver the finest cheeses to his rat customers. After years of working in the delivery industry, he knew the sewer roads well, and he knew they were …

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Regular Plumbing

I’m in such a rush right now. I always am. I feel like I write a blog post similar to this every other week, and you think I would’ve learned by now. Alas, I have not and now I have fifteen minutes to get home before the drain plumber arrives.  Why do I keep doing …

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