Gardening

We took Abby’s phone so we could update all her fans on our journey to freedom. She’s been keeping us locked in a bunker for days, claiming that the world is about to end, when in reality it was probably saved by some superhero a long time ago. It’s time we take destiny into our …

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate writing poems, how about you? My mum is the English teacher for my local high school and she is absolutely obsessed with books and poetry. I could not think of anything more boring. Especially poetry. It doesn’t even make sense. People think poetry is something that is …

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